I Think It’s About Time

That some of these things became reality:

1. A clothes folding machine. This can be the final cycle of my dryer, I don’t care. It’s the worst part of laundry.
2. A pillow or pillowcase that stays cold. I’m sick of flipping my pillow all night long.
3. Legs that self-shave. Or something like that. Haven’t we evolved past the need for leg hair?

Was this too much information?

Oh, and I’d like a dish fairy too. Even if she just puts the dishes away after the dishwasher is finished.